I love weed….i also love sex.

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via itseviemotherfucker)

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

(via itseviemotherfucker)

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

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this website is so fucked up

(via unexotic)

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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(via thestrings-toperfection)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via stability)